"My fiancee died a little over six months ago."
"Exactly a year after he had died."
DAFUQ?
I'm guessing this is fake.

2 years ago Flag

How is this fake?

2 years ago Flag

HAD died. They used it as a time referance.

2 years ago Flag

i don't get it at all...

2 years ago Flag

I'm making it up, but let's just go with that's how your best friend reacts to your freak out in each? haha idk best i got.

2 years ago Flag

How the heck are these crazy comics getting past voting? lmao

2 years ago Flag

The gifs don't match what it says so I don't get it.

2 years ago Flag

... I don't get it. What happened?

2 years ago Flag

Not being able to cut doesn't make you a coward. It's your natural survival instinct preventing you from harming yourself. It's NORMAL.
There are other ways of releasing stress, such as exercising, singing, cooking, doing crafts, etc. Taking a shower does it for me, for example.

2 years ago Flag

Why don't you spend time with someone? I do that and it relieves stress.Just do something fun that your comfortable with.

2 years ago Flag

My older sister is named Kelley.

2 years ago Flag

Wow! What an amazing discovery.

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Cutting will not relieve stress. Momentarily, yes, it may make you feel better.
But in the long term, no.
It can cause serious health issues, it doesn't relieve stress and face it, it's a wasteof razors.
Anyway as commenters below (hi guys) have mentioned, it's better to find another way to release stress. Cutting is not, however, the answer.

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There are other ways to release stress. Take up a sport, knitting classes, cooking classes, dancing, running, writing, drawing, playing an instrument, volunteering, etc. Whatever you're good at or whatever helps you calm yourself down.
You don't have to resort to cutting to feel better. There are so many people in this world who don't cut and still make it through all the stress.
It's all about discovering what helps you.
I cook or listen to music or let it out by crying for a couple of minutes, and then feel better after.

Find something that's not health-threatening. There are about hundred different things to choose from.

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I FORGOT ABOUT KNITTING!
Thank you for reminding me about something I'm actually good at.
(I'm not OP, I'm just thanking you. lol)

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Glad I could help ;)

2 years ago Flag

I hope this means you're knitting me a sweater.

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Lauren, Imma knit you a rainbow sweater.
For...Kwanzaa? :P

2 years ago Flag
Pillow Fight

Hell yeah! Attack dog!

2 years ago Flag

Living room table, 4 books, pencil sharpener, dog collar, nail polish, 2 remotes, 3 magazines, glass, 2 tea light candles, 4 sheets of paper and a PENCIL to stab some zombies. I've come prepared!

2 years ago Flag

Goggles. B)

2 years ago Flag

A cardboard box. I'm screwed.

2 years ago Flag

my trumpet... call me Kamen Rider Ibuki

2 years ago Flag

Tv remote. Send me my grave now.

2 years ago Flag

its funny because that's exactly what I'm doing

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wtf a social studies book..... i will teach the zombies social studies to death!

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I have a phone. And a plastic lawn chair. WTF life?!

2 years ago Flag

haha i was downstairs and the object to the left of me was my dad's shotgun thats on the wall

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Omg, this comic is exactly me right now.

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headphones...imma strangle the shit outta some zombies

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why is it always a poodle :O

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I'm sorry you had to go through that. I personally know how it feels since i also found out the same thing. I know its hard but you need to just try to push them away and find your real friends. Find the friends that will love you for who you are. I'm still looking but just remember that all the bad luck you go through now will accumulate and you can cash in for something amazing in your life. That's what I believe and its helping me hold on to reality. People can be blind and just don't see that special thing in others. Don't lose hope :)

2 years ago Flag

Be strong, find better people. I've been there, and it feels so good when you know your no longer "that friend."

2 years ago Flag

How did you find out? Why didn't you ask your "friends" why they don't want you around?

2 years ago Flag

Well this has happened to me. It hurtsa. Firstly who did you find that out from and can you trust them? Were they telling the truth? And if you can trust them, can you talk to them?
The best hing to do is not make any comments on the situation unless you know for sure what's happening as it can get you into trouble.
Good luck.

2 years ago Flag

Oh that really sucks. I'm sorry. That has been a small fear of mine.

2 years ago Flag

Im always here for you if you want to talk

2 years ago Flag

Oh and how are they able to contact you when you aren't here? Are you going to give your number or email to them? It doesn't work like that.

2 years ago Flag

They're obviously a magical pixie who can instantly transport the OP to wherever they are. I'm joking, you can't do that.

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